Think about that second sentence for a while.

re #2. Safety within the home is non negotiable. People who commit physical hard upon anyone in the home cannot be welcomed back into the home. The roommate needs to either understand that dude is not welcome within the 4 walls, or she needs to move out. Support, understand, but do not negotiate about that.

I know, my heart dropped when I read it.

THIS. Supporting your friend does not require you to compromise your own safety. Get out now.

Number 2,

Yeah. My first thought was how awful it was for those kids and what monsters these women were. My second thought was about the effect this would have on future adoptions in California.

Is this in San Francisco? Because if it is, I take that train all the time and there is always a sense of panic when we enter West Portal station!!

When my boyfriend and I were 17, he was eating me out and I was in the middle of an orgasm and his phone rang AND HE ANSWERED IT. I was obviously very pissed off but when we look back on it now, it's hilarious.

In all seriousness, that is a major problem.

People that tied to their cell phones need help. It is the new "Don't sweat the small stuff." It can wait, people, really. Stop and smell the roses and all of that.

I also fucking love Sister Act. #Twinsies.

What the fuck is going on in the picture?

Seth and James are that couple of friends you just want to scream at them FUCKING HOOK UP ALREADY JEEZ.

These two should just get it on already.

"Babe / I got you babe / I got you babe," Sonny once harmonized; he learned the hard way that dating a tree was a mistake when he died in a ski crash.

"I thought you died alone, a long long time ago" sang Cobain, who died alone, a long long time ago.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"They tried to make me go to rehab / I said no, no, no," Amy Winehouse once lamented; she later said no, no, no when her friends said 'hey Amy maybe lay off the drugs' before her death by overdose.

"And I / Will Always Love You," Whitney Houston once belted; unfortunately Whitney was unable to fulfill her promise after she died in her bathtub thanks to an accidental overdose.