Is this in San Francisco? Because if it is, I take that train all the time and there is always a sense of panic when we enter West Portal station!!

When my boyfriend and I were 17, he was eating me out and I was in the middle of an orgasm and his phone rang AND HE ANSWERED IT. I was obviously very pissed off but when we look back on it now, it's hilarious.

In all seriousness, that is a major problem.

Poor Dumle!

People that tied to their cell phones need help. It is the new "Don't sweat the small stuff." It can wait, people, really. Stop and smell the roses and all of that.

I speak a little canine. I'm pretty sure that translates to, "Witch! Witch!"

15 minutes is a long time to wait at a food truck. This isn't a sit down where you can enjoy a drink or two while waiting. I would get irked as well.

Seth and James are that couple of friends you just want to scream at them FUCKING HOOK UP ALREADY JEEZ.

These two should just get it on already.

My bunny won't do it.

"Babe / I got you babe / I got you babe," Sonny once harmonized; he learned the hard way that dating a tree was a mistake when he died in a ski crash.

"I thought you died alone, a long long time ago" sang Cobain, who died alone, a long long time ago.

"I'm still alive," Eddie Vedder once sung. And so he is.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"They tried to make me go to rehab / I said no, no, no," Amy Winehouse once lamented; she later said no, no, no when her friends said 'hey Amy maybe lay off the drugs' before her death by overdose.

"And I / Will Always Love You," Whitney Houston once belted; unfortunately Whitney was unable to fulfill her promise after she died in her bathtub thanks to an accidental overdose.

Together my cats can do anything.

Founded by Britta Perry.

That's what I was thinking throughout this whole piece. Women seem to be constantly having to prove they're allowed to like or talk about certain things that "belong" to men. Men can be beginners; women are always fakes. They have to be twice as knowledgeable to be taken half as seriously, and that applies to a lot of…