Or they're like, "Ok, my teacher is a woman," and they don't understand why their parents are making it so complicated.

"If it does affect my child and his ability to learn or if it causes questions that I don't feel are appropriate then undoubtedly there's an issue with having somebody transgender, transsexual or transvestite, to be teaching that age group."

It IS very cute though. Also, my mother was a nerdy type, so even if her name was Meredith they would have found a way to mess with her. :)

My poor mother (born in the fifties) had Betsy as her legal middle name. Not Elizabeth, just Betsy. She hated it, of course, because of Betsy Wetsy.

Applause dot gif! All of the stars!

Pancakes for shoes are practical because you can feed the children, who are not able to complain about dirt until they get old enough to bring home the pancakes.

It's all compliments until someone gets their face eaten, is what I always say.

The internet tells me that this is chocolate?

Well, I was really hoping that this wasn't what I thought it was, but she pretty clearly strokes his hair (3x!) before returning to discussing her pubes. WTF Cameron you have no right to touch him PS WTF WTF

Oh god his relationship with Gertrude Stein (and her relationship with herself) make me so uncomfortable. The road trip with Fitzgerald was amazing!

If you're not into it, you're not into it and that is totally fine. I fell in love with Jane Austen via audiobooks. Librivox is a free audiobook service and reader Elizabeth Klett is a national treasure. Anything she reads is amazing.

I didn't want her to marry her cousin, either, but I respected that he could serve as a means to an end re: allowing a woman to travel the world and still be respectable. Then he could die of yellow fever, leaving her a widow, leaving her to become a badass woman travel-writer. The end.

*flop* sigggggggh.

Why thank you! *blushblush*

I really think we need like a million of these. Like, woman walks down the sidewalk on a busy commute day, and is shocked to find that people don't run into her. Even when she tests the waters by throwing herself in their path, people dodge hurriedly out of her way! She goes home and is talking about it with her…

I swear that all of those business people make their assistants stay up till 12:00:01 and check in for them! It is the only explanation.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? You can't use your cane? In the words of the middle aged man on BART today who was annoyed that he had to STAND during COMMUTE hours and read his Bill O'Reilly book while STANDING, "Eiych."

Yup. I don't think that the person making this comment has ever had to sleep in baggage claim because they got stuck on the tarmac and missed their connection.

You are wonderful! My husband and I were stuck in middle seats both ways on our honeymoon. I stopped flying Southwest because I was tired of sitting between businessmen.

Dick snot! I'm dying.