I know- he's sort of the original Edward Cullen, right? You get a pass this time, my friend. But only because I like your style.

I'm glad you didn't face that. It was really annoying. We had to arrange everything because we could only afford to pay 1000 for our venue. They didn't even provide chairs, though we were able to choose whatever inexpensive caterer we wanted from their list provided. Thank god we found someone who was like, "Oh,…

Dude, I feel you. I also had to invite my rather large family (who I dislike). Oh, my advice to you is be really really strict about getting RSVPs back. My family, because they suck, basically stood me up. I mean, they said they weren't coming, but it was really maybe a little over a week before the wedding. GRAH.…

Oh, and I was picking up wine and beer (in separate places, because Pennsylvania), a few hours before the wedding. That was kinda funny, actually.

We cooked our rehearsal dinner because we scrimped and saved for a year for the 6000 we were able to spend on our wedding, most of which went to our venue and our food. I also tailored a bridesmaid's dress and made cupcakes instead of buying a gown and having a wedding cake because we wanted to buy a few cases of…

Now you have to go live with the Beast because you got your mother in law in trouble with your peony request!

Magical solution: Family style. Plates on every table and they serve themselves. People eat what they want (or not). Seriously.

Ha! He wanted the damned wedding. Boy oh boy did I try. And yet people would be sitting in front of me, the one who kept looking longingly at city hall and didn't change her name because it's too much bother (also I like my name), and my groom, who actually gave a crap about wedding colors, and they would talk only…

And no matter WHAT you do, people will be convinced you did it wrong and you could have done it better. And they'll never ask your husband about what he wanted for his wedding.

Aaaaaaah can't look awayyyy

Oh yargh. This whole wedding industry thing is :/

She was my favorite! "I saw a Ku Klux Klan member! We don't LIKE those guys!"

For basically my entire childhood, every time we visited Grandma we would either watch:

Welp, 1 star is super harsh and was prob unmerited, but to me it looks like the food truck version of a student refusing to believe that they really, you know, DESERVE a D. You know, because grades are all about personality and how nice you are and have nothing to do with your school performance.

Definitely she thinks it's black magic. It's not right is what she's saying.

Salli's response was clearly "A witch! He's a witch!"

YUP. History is definitely a part of that list. I am a graduate student, so basically I do history as my job right now, but when I meet regular joes who have a B.A. in whatever they are always like, "Quick! How many people fought on the Union side in the Civil War?"

Someone needs to fix this up with a giant tentacle, stat.

Nostalgia!

Long Island Iced Tea= the grown up version of taking just a little bit from every one of the bottles in your parents' liquor cabinet. So of course I voted for it!