I got underboob! What do I win?

I saw Mazturbacion!

The actress is dressed as Eva Braun.

Was that under straight or gay? Or were they just very organized gummy worms?

Wait, I bought a bottle of that stuff. It was good, but far sweeter than I'm accustomed to.

Did you ever see the Secret World of Arrietty? I actually thought they did a good job.

<3<3<3 Borrowers!!! <3<3<3

Do you want to have kids? Is it weird to imagine a future in which you don't have them? Do you not want to or are you unable to have biological children but think you would like to adopt? Do you think you will be a good parent and raise them well regardless of whether they turn out differently than you expected or…

Oh, now we're fighting.

Pilot Precise V5- the refillable BeGreen version:

Spongebob face, sure, but those spots are all The Cheat.

This post is my everything.

Yes, that would be wonderful! My email is ladyxeen@gmail.com and I appreciate your weighing in! The kitty sedatives and harness are helpful tips.

Mangagement=NO

Off topic, can you tell me your method for moving your kitty across country? I am supposed to move two of them in two years and it's giving me stay-up-at-night anxiety because I have no idea how to proceed.

Doesn't include foreplay? :(

Oh my god, Liz and her Ks drove me up the wall. "It's been a longk, longk time."

...because the rabbits like it that way.

I have a soft spot for Rodriguez and am really glad she's happy. I just worry about her and the alcohol like I'm her mom instead of some creepy rando internet stranger.

I am waiting for the inevitable cultural backlash. Gluten-free products will become passe. People will gorge themselves on bread, dress as bread for halloween, talk about how delicious wheat flour is and there is just no substitution, make wheat flour ice cream and wheat flour cocktails. Meanwhile, absolutely no…