I proposed to my wife by writing Will U Marry Me in the snow with salmon. She ate it all, so I am pretty sure that means YES!

Haha! That is so funny! I am guessing, of course, that these fresh and clean American goddesses are all sun-bronzed Californians.

I was proposed to twice before I met my husband, and neither was romantic. One guy invented a fake deployment (he wasn't even enlisted, what) so that I'd marry him. Guess he saw one too many WWII movies, huh? Both of them were so annoying and made me realize that flashy overachieving proposals can be a substitution…

The best part about obvious trolls is that you are always so obvious! Besides your clear lack of knowledge about female anatomy (going off birth control has never made me nor any other female person I know bleed heavily for a month, and let me tell you after 10 days of menses your doctor is checking you for anemia…

Here she is doing a fun, acoustic cover of Pump Up the Jam.

Foolish women hiring nannies to run the bakesale table so they can go to their suffragette meetings!

Isn't the whole joke about the frozen banana stand that wtf frozen bananas are just bananas that are frozen and therefore it sucks to have to try and sell them because WHO ON EARTH WOULD EAT A FROZEN BANANA ON PURPOSE? I don't geddit.

An old coworker of mine once got into a fight with her long-term boyfriend because 1)she had a zombie apocalypse dream and 2)she told him about it when they woke up in the morning and asked if she got bitten by a zombie, would he shoot her on the spot or try and save her? and 3)he said he'd shoot her. Oops.

yes yes kindred spirits! <3

During the first year or so of my relationship with my now-husband, I had several nightmares about him doing and saying terrible things and just generally being terrible. There are a lot of reasons for this: It was a new relationship for me which happened under stressful circumstances. We moved in together after…

When I met my husband for the first time, I was wearing a tux.

What this study is doing is actually examining twentieth century literature alongside its precursors and discovering a decline of emotion (I am going to make the assumption that they aren't examining vast tomes of medieval or colonial literature but rather are comparing the twentieth century to the 19th for the most…

Thanks! Also, good luck to you and your man!

Oh LOL. People always love to reference that speech when they are telling the discriminated against to stfu.

By the way, those ARE rings with wood inlay- and they won't warp. They are made of steel.

HOLY CRAP THOSE ARE OUR RINGS! So my husband and I have those exact rings, for real (I assume you are getting them on Etsy)? We've been married since 6/2010 and our rings are still fine. Pros: they are pretty and unusual and inexpensive (relatively) for wedding rings- and we do put them through an awful lot.

Ah yes, but bookstores, libraries and Nicholas Sparks insist that he writes romantic fiction or something- that it's literature and not that "romance novel" nonsense. So he writes formulaic romance novels and gets shelved in "literature" and gets a wider audience than he would otherwise. Because sexism.

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I wanted to share what works for me, too! If you can't be bothered to motivate yourself but you're a people-pleaser (thanks, socialization!), you won't want to let someone else down, so get a workout buddy. Or buddies, plural. I work out with my spouse, but if I was single I'd probably have a hiking buddy, a gym…

#4 is hard for me, mostly because I am fat and people DO stare at me when I work out. Especially guys. And not in a Heeeeeey way (which would be annoying anyway), but in a trainwreck way. And since I work out at my college gym, no one is old enough to be self conscious when they get caught staring at you.