2 engine replacements?

you mean the car that performed really bad and had a transmission that could barely get the car up a slight incline while making sure that everyone within a 2mi radius could hear it change gears with a loud “clunk” noise is going away?

Orville Redenbacher did love his crotch rockets.

Do truck buyers (aside from the GM fans) really want badge-engineered jobs? This didn’t work with the last Raider. The Equator did nothing for Isuzu, who also failed with the Hombre before that.

I cannot believe that the current Frontier has been around since I was in elementary school. 

There’s a reason Mitsu hasn’t been a player here for a decade or more. It needs a truck.

If Chevy bothered to make the rest of Pontiac lines as good as that they’d be winning.

The Vibe. I saw one the other day that looked brand new. Brand effing new. On the salt covered roads of Central NY state. Those things are tanks. It looked good as well. The lines were good, nothing too sharp, nothing too big. Solid design statement. Great motor. Manual or automatic, AWD or FWD. If Chevy bothered to…

“Imagine if Toyota had to crash 900,000 cars every time they came out with a new generation of Toyota Camry”

Or just dust.  The car wash guy comes to our work parking lot on Thursdays.  If I treat myself, he washes it late morning, and by 4:00 in the afternoon...visibly dusty already (and we’re not next to a field or construction site or anything).  It’s just silly.

Black cars come from an alternate reality where pollen doesn’t exist, apparently.

Two of the colors (that maroon and the blue) are just colors. Sure, they aren’t obnoxious, but I wouldn’t call them subtle. To me, subtle colors are the ones that I argue with my girlfriend about before we she decides was color to paint the living room ceiling.

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right

Unfortunately, his health insurance doesn’t cover potholes and he now owes $62,950 for the procedure.

“A small trunk mounted crate with 4 point tethers has always been the safest method.”

They need a good S2000 update, my friend has one and it is a spectacular car.

So all you want is a seat cover and a shift knob? There are hundreds of seat covers on amazon. You may be out of luck on the shift knob, but that would be an easy import. check ebay.

Tiguan has the same 2.0T, just detuned. It starts under 25. 

I guess we no longer live in reality because asking for a pickup with the GTI engine for cheaper than a GTI seems... Absurd. At $25k, you're getting the base golf/Jetta 1.4t