Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

too many donuts was also my doctors warning

Yeah, fuck you. Get help. 

It says No LA on his jersey. Take the hint.

Star Wars is stupid.

Was the Asian kid you?

The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

Relatable, except for the part about being really good at something.

I’m about as far from a Thunder fan as possible, Kevin.

I’m for anyone punching Kevin Durant in the face. All the better if it’s a possible crazy person.

Maybe he just wanted to shoot from far away so that no one would be close enough to see those uniforms.

The ultimate humiliation for any ball player is knowing that James Harden dropped a 3 on you without travelling.

Turkish assassins also expressed relief that they wouldn’t have to sit through a Knicks-Wizards game. 

They were afraid that if they cheered for him, he might laugh. 

I’m really enjoying the word beclowned.

Im not afraid of Ben Simmons either. But you know who I am afraid of? Kevin fucking spacey. Jesus that video still creeps me out.

As a Pistons fan, I was most surprised that Blake chose to be defensive for once.

America continues to be a centuries long garbage fire.

Cupcake.

I would call him a great roll model, but that would just piece off people who know the difference.