I should get armor.

I dunno Bob...Maybe a gif would be better?

I disagree. Calling a series "the best of the year" when its only half-done would imply the second half and the ending are not needed—not important. They obviously are. (Imagine if Kotaku gave its game of the year to a game we only played the first half of. People would riot.)

You can't read text, so maybe a picture of text will do you better.

I remember I was out at a bar once with my friends, and I happened to be wearing a Zelda shirt. I turned around and this guy was literally less than a foot away from me and angrily demanded with a roll of his eyes and even jabbing a finger at my face, "Okay, I'll bite. Name me one thing, just ONE THING you would know…

"With the phone still in her hand."

Are you an American? If so, you're a stupid one.
Carry on, folks.

She was a tourist, you never know!

I absolutely hate open world games.

You are COMPLETELY wrong.

Porco Rosso is one of my personal favorite Miyazaki films

I was just refreshing the main page just to get the first comment.

Except Japanese buildings tend be more creative and challenging to build . . .

Honestly, one more reason not to be an early adopter.

Mike Brown: (Looks at Tyler Zeller standing next to Anthony Bennett.) You know Bernie, Tyler really isn't that bad.
Bernie Bickerstaff: (Holds hand up in front of Coach Brown, obscuring Bennett from view.)
Mike Brown: Oh God, what was I thinking? Zeller is terrible.
Bernie Bickerstaff: (Moves hand away, revealing Bennett.…

He did make up for it after the game though!

Most retarded thing I have heard all day. Congrats.