LEAVE ROLLO ALONE

Dude is so butthurt he realized frats are for little pussys.

Oh yeah Mario is so tolerant, you can tell that from the way he beats seven shades of shite out of anyone not like him.

As corporations are considered for all legal purposes a separate and distinct "individual," I don't think you realize just how anthropomorphized corporations already were, well before this article came to be. When CEO's and corporate boards vote and make decisions, we rarely see the voting lines - we see the headlines…

Yes, cancer can't feel either. Stop trying to vilify it as well. Deep inside, when every cell divides, it sets upon the rule that states self-interest is divine.

Cloud Stryfe would approve.

if my comment of this cute kitty gets enough stars it will be higher ranked than their article ;-)

Know what's worse than expecting games to fulfill some arbitrary length?

Nor does your response sound like it countenances the least little bit of experience or nuance in its condemnation of what I do in the classroom (TL;DR: Don't talk shit when you don't know shit, bro).

Your class doesn't sound like very much fun.

It's called basic human decency. I don't know what other people were taught, but I was taught to treat people how you want to be treated, and to keep other people's feelings in mind.
If she had immediately told him she wasn't interested, he wouldn't have continued to message her. If he did, then she could have tore…

That's why the rules for being a Deadspin commenter are fairly simple. First, be funny. Second, do not not be funny. Third, don't be a fucking idiot.

You've been playing the "don't read articles before posting" beta.

And these comments can't be complete until some person with a hard-on for being counter cultural takes time out of their day to say how they aren't a fan of whatever the topic is being discussed.

You're giving the knockoffs WAY too much credit.

Haydar's gonna hayd.

I hate my Xbox so much right now..