No, he’s just trolling, and you fucking marks bit hard.

So what’s it like to have terrible taste in bad ports of JRPGs?

“I’m sorry about the sole fuck”

Swing and a miss.

How about you eat a fat fucking dick? Just saying.

Do you actually think 100k is impressive?

Hahahaha no.

In their brothers’ bedrooms. That was an easy question.

Gameboy emulator (+ mods if yellow doesn’t allow for all of them. I think it does though).

Anyone who cares about catching all the Pokemon either owns a 3DS or is stupid.

Maybe you shouldn’t be on a gossip blog then.

Swing and a miss.

Kotaku (along with the rest of Gawker) is a gossip blog, expecting more from them makes you look stupid.

No, it’s quite obviously a guide on controller smashing. Friend loss is incidental.

I was just flexing my buttcheeks and I thought that thing felt more rigid in there.

You think a free to play endless runner is going to make handheld consoles obsolete?

“Maybe like optimize all the communication with server stuff or something.”

“you picked a horrible example for me, personally.”

Considering he was only trying to beat his own personal best and his time only gets him into the top ten anyway?