I cannot personally imagine being stupid enough to enjoy this.

Wow. It's early as hell, but you might win for "dumbest shit I encounter today".

"My friend and I have found all kinds of fun holes"

Well, "complete failure" was pretty much 100% assured from day 1 for this piece of shit. You are completely, utterly, 100% fucking retarded if you gave these dickheads money.

As long as those that consider it impolite realize they're free to go fuck themselves, it's all good. I consider it EXTREMELY impolite (not to mention creepy), to watch and critique the way a person eats.

In answer to your questions:

It'd be a lot more worrying if their product wasn't a turd.

Seems like all purple and gold to me. Are we counting his teeth and his eyes?

These are the words of someone desperately in denial over how much pubic hair and spit they've eaten in their lives.

At the very least, I'm pretty sure turtles and mushrooms have the basis of a pretty solid hate-crime case here.

It's pretty cool/terrifying that in the case of Star Wars, people were basically waiting for Disney to tell them what's real and what isn't.

You and the Cap'n make it happen.

I was going to trot out the old, overused "Wow, you must be fun at parties", but let's be honest: You don't get invited to parties because you're a humorless twat.

Like so many of the really useful things in life, GWAR (more specifically Slymenstra Hymen) already taught me this.

Still hits the ground less than a SHIELD helicarrier.

For $89.50, that Nintendo better work.

You are a condescending piece of human shit. Anyone that has you as a teacher is in trouble. You get a star for sheer unearned arrogance though.

Because a sensible person wouldn't do that. The word you're looking for is asshole.

Well, I'm not mad and I didn't learn anything. That was just boring as shit.

Then scroll downward, you fucking retard.