Can I call you out for calling me out, Dipshit?

I did try it one time, but I thought it would be too repetitive if I said they sucked three times at once.

Hahaha, Later days dipshit.

Those are your uneducated assumptions. Congrats dumbass.

Me and your parents will beat that superiority complex right out of you, you worthless piece of shit.

If your knee-jerk reaction is that you are better than most of us, then you are wrong, 100%, asshole.

What you're actually arguing is just how fucking stupid you are. The answer being: VERY.

Australia baffles me. On the one hand, that country sure does suck ass. But then you look at it a completely different way, and you're like "Wow, That country sure does suck ass!" Hmm, not so baffling I guess.

Yeah, he didn't say spanking, did he, dipshit?

No the point is I'm not an absolute dipshit like you.

Getting your ass beat by your parents is absolutely abuse, unless it was hyperbole. What kind of monster are you?

I am so sorry I didn't see a reference to sharks with friggin' laser beams attached til now. My god Kinja sucks ass. Thanks Kotaku. Assholes.

That sucks that you were abused, but what's your point?

Not necessarily, but I'd be careful how much you choose to defend the gross. We tend to suck in those around us without remorse. Because, you know, we're gross.

I suspect STRONGLY, however, that someone is trying (and failing), to justify his gross nature to himself.

As long as you recognize loser as YOUR word, and the connection between that word and 'gross' as YOUR connection, that's fine and dandy.

Calling gross gross isn't necessarily writing it off. Sometimes, you have to call a spade a spade. The biggest problem is the people who are gross but deny it. Say it loud: I'm gross and I'm proud! It's only bad if that's not what you were going for.

Dude was kind of gross though. I know: We can smell our own.

Dear Microsoft,

This right here. Someone please make this happen.