I feel like it’s not skewed in the direction you are thinking. If they are selling to scalpers that means that scalpers are able to make money on what they get, so demand is significantly higher than supply. If the PS5 is outselling the Switch, even though it’s only available to purchase for 10 minutes once a week or…

Or they grew out of their 20s and realized that being a Libertarian is another way of saying that you’re dumb.

Oh, are you one of these persons that bought a JSON file for 300$, and now need somebody else to join the a Pyramid Scheme so instead of you losing 300$, you make 30.000 $? 

Oh, I am painfully aware of how many crypto games exist and keep popping up. They are all bad, make no sense and/or could be done just as easily without any reliance on crypto at all.

And that’s a huge legal problem for Valve that they are actively trying to curtail (and mostly succeeding) because having games where people can turn your digital rewards into money is a bit no-no that gets you tangled with gambling regulations among a bunch of other restrictions.

“Isn’t all life ephemeral” is a wild defense of NFTs.

Came here to say cryptobros are the worst, happy to find one I can direct it at.

Just so we’re clear, even if the crypto market held its value in the next decade or so it would still be a bad idea. Especially when it comes to integrating it with gaming.

5th grader me had to put in the flying cars cheat code to beat any race lol. All the cars would start flying and I would slowly inch to the finish line making sure I don’t take off. That was the only way I could beat any race missions.

My hunch is that it will age better than the blockchain record of your purchase of a receipt for a monkey jpeg at a URL that doesn’t exist anymore.

The story he told about his trans comedian friend, the comparison of being in one marginalized group to another

Clearly people born via caesarian aren’t really people, they are useful to have around when upstart Scottish kings get out of control though.

That’s part of what is so maddening. He has such good material OUTSIDE of the transphobic shit. Which he caught flack for before. And it wasn’t all us woke types, it was ALSO people just not thinking that was good material. But like so many standups, he clearly just couldn’t take the criticism so he went in again. And…

There are people who would like to see friends of mine dead and Chappelle has declared he stands with them.

She should try being a Nazi sympathizer or an anti-vaxxer. Those people never seem to get deplatformed. Probably because they’re not doing anything TRULY evil, like being a woman in a hot tub.

Pirate the game when it’s a decade old, mysteriously absent from Nintendo’s next online storefront and going for absurd prices on the secondhand market. But today? Just buy a copy. 

This article is really scummy. I’ve always enjoyed your content Zack, but this article made me lose some respect for you. The game literally just released yesterday for crying out loud. Genuinely shitty article to post. At least wait a few months.

I sincerely hope that Kotaku never gets a review copy of a game again.

Sis somebody seriously ok this article or are you guys just allows to post whatever the hell nonsense you want now? Either way, please stop. 

lol Gee, I wonder why Nintendo hates us.