That is uncanny... I only saw the picture and not the article title at first and was like “Why the hell are they selling a RE7 branded dildo?”

If it somehow turned out to be Weiner I’d actually be impressed with the man. It would take an impressive amount of spite to be that guy over his own problems. Of course he’d still be a piece of shit regardless...

I know this is just you being tongue in cheek, but I’ve been trying to find a way to pronounce “Autual” for like 10 minutes that doesn’t sound like I’m choking partway through...

The Vita needed software support which it had none of.

Do you often throw away currently equipped items when do your routine inventory sweeps without replacing the item first? Cause that seems to be the only way to do this accidentally.

Couple of my friends back in high school had a boy and the father insisted on naming him Zell in reference to the FF8 character.

Ah yes. 100 Eye Pokes is my preferrred threat generator as well when I play my DH.

This is a “none of your damn business” situation...

Damn those Heathers, always trying to ruin everything..

Somehow, even before reading the article or looking at it’s author, I knew it was going to be Fahey who wrote this one.

Dunno what you’re seeing, but that man is clearly Mr. Clean.

Makes sense. It’s done it’s job and now if Doom needs to be sunset at any given time they don’t have to worry about it.

I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years. Could be eight years—but eight years.

To be fair (though I don’t want to), sometimes the only way to get things fixed is by breaking them so bad they can’t be ignored. The government doesn’t seem like one of those things to me though...

It sounds like they deliberately made it so the ai doesn’t always do what you expect not that there’s bugs within that cause that.

Good for Boogie2988. He’s a fantastic content creator who’s had to deal with far more than his fair share of assholes since the start.

I’m 10 hours in now and I can say with certainty that FFXV is the game where Final Fantasy left. It’s a fantastic game actually, but nothing about what I’m playing tells me it’s a FF game. Even the “staples” feel more like cameo nods that could have (and should have) been easily replaced with something else with no…

This is exactly what they think. It’s fucking moronic but they do.

Fantastic review Jason. It hasn’t really told me a thing about whether I’ll enjoy the game, but your experience does give me hope.

I named mine Drumph because of course I did...