If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

Nintendo, go fuck yourself. And I say this as someone who’s been a Nintendo fan since I was a kid.

I’m sorry, but the Steel Battalion controller is badass. I mean look at it

The Steel Battalion controller rules, Sim folks love that sort of thing. Not everybody wants to play games the same way.

Cursed?! The Steel Battalion controller is praxis.  Anyone who thinks otherwise can fight me.

Platinum has always been hit-or-miss. They made that terrible Legend of Korra game. And that boring Transformers game. And that awful TMNT game. And that questionable Star Fox game.

Raising Hope was hilarious, and I feel like neither the blurb in the article nor the linked trailer really captured it at all. The best is the recurring gag in a lot of episodes where Jimmy finds out about something his parents had lied to him about for his entire life. Like when he finds out he isn’t really allergic…

Raising Hope and Superstore were both underrated in my opinion. The critics came around after a few seasons, but every time I tried go get someone to give them a chance they were skeptical.

Meh, who cares? This is the REAL cool announcement:

This is peak armchair quarterback.  Great work!

You think flight attendants are trained in how to subdue a person that is attempting to turn a champagne bottle into a weapon? I mean, come on. Do I wish the guy could have been handled more... peacefully? Of course. But I also don’t blame a flight attendant doing what is necessary to keep themselves safe.

Oh come on, intend the pun! In-tend-the-pun!

lol, right? I’m sitting here like...

Diddy really?

I’ll take as much as I can get, whenever they give it to me. Curb Your Enthusiasm once went 6 years between seasons.

No cuts, we were here first.

“So...he’s available?”