to be clear, I never said mine was a bright idea

Torch: Home made fixes are not a bright idea.

Wasn’t the first cut Kojima enough?

They should’ve never gave Kojima money. 

Even though he had one of the best modern game engines at his disposal (Decima)...

Yeah, the idea of calling this a “directors cut” is hilarious, considering Kojima is easily the game director with the most freedom in all of AAA tier game development.

Man, hearing Kojima say “one more thing” and then seeing the Playstation logo sent me through the roof... and then they announced a $70 version of a game I already own.

...or before Joe Buck wrestles Dr. Oz for dead last?

I missed them on PS2 for whatever reason. Maybe the 64 had me burnt out on 3D Platformers. But I picked up R&CF:ToD on PS3 and loved it. Quest for Booty was also great and Size Matters. By the time the third PS3 game released Rift in Time, my fun with it was diminished. Still a great game, but they all felt very…

Yeah, this is fine, honestly. By the time I get a ps5 this will be a nice $20 game to pick up so I’m fine with “the same but prettier”.

In unrelated news, a Murano CrossCabriolet just drove by my work with the top down. 

I made the intro for EVO 2019 and I feel really disappointed in myself it was 100% less radical than this.

Now ... if only this would happen to every other coal-rolling assclown out there.

I broke my collarbone just watching that move.

Leaving aside the danger to employees and potential damage to equipment, we need to acknowledge that the smell generated by heating up a Subway tuna sandwich is in violation of the Geneva Protocol of 1925, the Chemical Weapons Convention, and arguably the Fourth Geneva Convention.

So would you say this has caused the franchise owners to go into full...meltdown?

Her Majesty’s secret service’s greatest weapon:

Wii are not amused

This idea peaked at “Alright, here’s the plan...” and then immediately went downhill.