Little Orpheus, available now on Apple Arcade...

THRILLHO 

Come on Zack. Buy me bonestorm or go to hell!

Not gonna lie, my first impression right off the bat was: “It looks like a broadband modem.”

This is the last straw.

Not having MvC2 is a HUGE swing and a miss.

Yeah, remember when Rosa Parks and all those “bullies” picked on the poor Montgomery, Alabama Public Transit back in 1956? Such a bad look.

Nah fuck that racist guy.

It’s tougher than you imagine, and I have no problems with people who eat what they hunt. I was brought up that way. I also say that anyone that hunts for trophies is a dick, and anyone that hunts endangered animals is an ass.

sociopaths? 

Who the hell thinks it’s an achievement to kill a fucking sheep? They just stand there.

Worf would never

Dude thinks it’s more disrespectful to the flag that an NFL player kneels quietly during the anthem than it is when a cop kneels on a person’s neck and kills him. How does somebody’s perspective get that wildly out of whack?

If I were worried about disrespecting the flag, I would be speaking out against the people who wear a flag patch on their uniforms while they beat an unarmed man to death.

Teeth Sweat
John Wilkes Tooth
Teethus, President Reesie
Teeth-Boz

New York Nosferatu made Piers Morgan look reasonable, that’s quite an accomplishment.

Anybody who makes Piers Morgan look like a decent human is low indeed.

Pointing out a (fixed) bug doesn't impugn the technology. It usually does work, and it's fantastic. 

? It hasn't done that for a while

Let’s film Helen Mirren dressed as Queen Elizabeth II reading this so Damon can get a screenwriting Oscar.