Look at him, he runs like a Welshman! Doesn’t he? Doesn’t he run like a Welshman?

Have a margarita, you’ll feel better.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

LOOK AT HIM RUN!!!!

But, but they’re the party of personal responsibility. This is so confusing to me. I need to go lay down. For a siesta.

The quotes from the building security guards are everything. They are salivating for him to show up so they can throw him out.

What’s the matter, snowflake? Can’t take responsibility for your actions?

“An ABC News reporter confirmed that Schlossberg is no longer welcome in the building where he rents office space.”

Straight EVICTED. This makes me happy. 

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right???

God damn, I’m not saying you have to wear a suit on a plane, but can people at least wear some sleeves on a flight?

Cargo shorts? Thick blonde highlights? Sunglasses indoors?

STRAIGHT OUTTA WALMART

I know what these ladies are going through as I, too, have a third leg.

Amen, brother. Got to strap a gun to your hip and defend the nation against those dangerous dishwashers; against bright children keening for higher education; against the people who are, at this very moment, fixing your plumbing, tending your garden, and painting your home.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

A deuce is a deuce

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