I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Really excited to read this when I’m not at work, but felt compelled to raise a Toys “R” Us tangent:

That’s cold-blooded milk right there

You know what’s real ironclad fuckery? The quarterback on that play was Jim Harbaugh. Davis never played again, of course, and retired in 1995. In 2009, Davis joined the 49ers as a receivers coach under Mike Singletary. He was fired two years later by...Jim Harbaugh.

I managed to completely tear my patellar tendon 2.5 years ago; I lost a few degrees of range of motion, can still feel medial and lateral tugging from the scarred synovium tears that accompanied it, and have so little confidence in my ability to plant and pivot on that leg doing simple stuff like playing basketball or…

And all their options for purchasing catheters by mail...

He then went on to discuss the advantages of a double reverse mortgage with the Tampa residents.

ehhhh

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

Jesus christ. That makes this look almost like an understandable mixup.

It explains why he has no backbone.

What bothers me is that this woman is a professor...

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

I’m dizzy after reading this.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

“If [Trump] hated women so much, how could he be married three times?”

I’ll just post this and be on my way

I’d be worried about the Alliance of Magicians coming after me for revealing the secrets to these tricks.  We all know what happened to G.O.B.