Kwincy
Kwincy
Kwincy

Oh my God, I just have to share this, folks!

Technically, no.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

The former.

Counterpoint: Hawkeye deserves no respect and is a bad superhero.

YAS, KING!

Mimic Superman, nobody says a word. Mimic Hawkeye, flag. Hawkeye can’t get any respect.

This is the stupidest story ever. Why the hell would he bring a pound of CLEVELAND WEED to California? Jesus Christ, he can afford to buy weight from a local cholo here, and it’s probably better and cheaper than anything he can get in Cleveland.

Will it charge my phone in less than 12 parsecs?

It’s going to be so uncomfortable when Laurie sees Ryan at the Dancing with the Stars taping on Monday and he has to be gracious and say, “Wow, how was it?” And she has to say, “You didn’t miss anything” even though he clearly missed a LOT.

Counterpoint: Chicago is the greatest.

Chicago is great.

Much. Thank you.

Fewer URLs to remember. This is why I always date women with certain letters in their initials. Easier on the towel racks in the bathroom.

“huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.”

Attitudes like this are so fucking disconnected from reality. I have never once watched a film or tv show and thought “huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.” I cannot for the life of me understand why directors wouldn’t want to cater to (or at least pay lip service to) the 37% of America that

- Tim Burton, basically.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

Best putt by an American at the Ryder Cup in 20 years

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Not only could he carry a broom to a good match, he can also put coffee creamer over in a promo.