The EB110 is like a bulldog, ugly at first glance but surprisingly appealing after you take it in for a few seconds. That said, the only thing better than an EB110 SS is the Dauer variant because carbon fiber everything (weighing 507 pounds LESS than the Euro EB 110 while retaining US spec bumper dimensions) and 705…
They’re like the Cowboys...except good.
I can’t help but wonder if this list is intentionally trollish in order to garner responses.
I don’t know how you can sleep at night, Evan. Clooney ahead of Kilmer? Batman Forever may have been terrible, but Val Kilmer was a miles better Batman in it than Clooney was in Batman and Robin.
You put Clooney above Kilmer? Are you fucking joking?
The mesh pocket on the firewall was specifically designed to hold speeding tickets.
Re: the fake allergies
I keep meaning to send you one that involves an idiot and kale, but I always get distracted by the comments here ;)
In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.
Step 1: Hire Steve Lehto
The international breakfast is a half-waffle
*saad
What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…
(Editor’s Note: Please feel free to imagine Yakety-Sax playing over the following)
popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for fuck’s sake)
My favorite though, was when I overheard a new employee who was prepping cucumbers and talking to the dish washer. She thought it was really dishonest that we said some of our sandwiches were vegetarian or vegan when they contained cucumber. The dishwasher was confused and said that cucumbers were vegetables. The…
Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.
I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.
