There's one you've missed on that list. Battle Stadium D.O.N., which was a crossover game of Dragonball, One Piece and Naruto.

NOOOooOOoOoOo. He's going to be the one that saves Westeros!!!!!!!!

Do I vote for the one with wizards and swords, or do I vote for Lord of the Rings?

Even on those occasions when I entertained the idea of being an Elf, I wanted to be an Elf Jedi. Star Wars wins.

I always wanted to be a Jedi. Ok, technically, I wanted to be Empress, but you know what I mean.

The Dark Knight

Empire Strikes Back

"I've come to take the black."

"Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?"

One to rule them all.

Only because it supposed to end soon. Otherwise I woulda given it up a while ago. One Piece on the other hand, I will follow for as long as it is written.

Could I propose another, though I guess it's really a subset of #4:

Trying so god damn hard not to laugh at the irony of the image's use of a tsunami. I'm trying to respect the feels, quit making me a bad person!!!

Really, you picked this image to go with a tsunami-related story?

We're never "last gen"

Just saw this myself, why would they do this elaborate stunt? The only thing that makes sense to me is Back to the Future 4.

At least within the io9 microcosm, I've gotten the impression that I like this movie a lot more than everyone else:

Pacific Rim...zero fucks given.

Superb piece, Jason. I, too, worry that I've spent more hours on games than I should have, that I've missed out on other parts of life. But we can make new choices every day. I'm more and more against games that feel like they waste my time, and I'm ever more embracing of games I can take with me wherever I go.