Meanwhile:

I'm pretty sure the "real" Fallout 3 was called Fallout: New Vegas.

I can't imagine anybody not having read this, but just in case you haven't, the obvious companion piece (and possibly the funniest thing on the internet in the last six years, or at least a contender):

why does his mouth have testicles?

Does it really matter if a game is "objectifying" or "misogynistic" or whatever? I mean nobody with a right mind plays those games and goes "wow, that's totally what women are like in the real world!". Making the case that games like that "teach" people that women are just sexual objects is like saying video games are…

*sigh*.....

*unzips*

If you didn't notice it was like this from day one you must be very slow.

I'm going to try and be a little more polite about this than a fair few other people. Patricia Hernandez, I appreciate your writing and your contributions to this site, but this is absolutely over the line. This piece of writing is absolutely deplorable, it's insulting to both rape victims and people who were falsely…

Nostalgia.

Here's a front facing POV for the full ride using sandbags.

Sometimes I hate my country.

But Stick of Truth, out Tuesday for 360, PS3, and PC, is a game marred by bugs and technical issues, and it is impossible to separate the art from the faulty product surrounding it.

I've been told that if I "wanted" to ban guns (I wouldn't... at least not in the way ppl usually think) because they kill that then we should also ban metal bars, cars and 2 by 4s since people kill using those as well.... Or the typical "guns don't kill. People do". I've learned to ignore them. Arguing in the internet…

Don't say anything about guns. Crazy people start coming out and start comparing them to cars and video games

I came here to say the same thing, but I feared all of the commenters. Still, you and I know better.

Blame a homogeneous population. Blame a broken English education system. Blame intrinsic differences between the languages. For whatever reason, English is extremely difficult for most Japanese—and thus, many people simply lack confidence to use it. (Heck, my kids struggle with English.) So, I dunno about complaining…

Goldshire. Always Goldshire.

I....put my keys and phone in the same pocket?

Damn the fact that the most kotaku readers don't recognize it disappoints me.
I expected more from you people.

There's a difference between taking being called young and being treated like a child. One is a compliment and the other is just disrespectful.