Well, smouldering, whatever.

By doing the Kul Tiras questline and getting exalted with the WAAAAR time faction you can now unlock friggin Dark Iron Dwarves! With FLAMING BEARDS.

Buddy, put the goblins in charge and the night elves would still be dead, the tree still burnt down, but the Gobbos would be selling premium Teldrassil Charcoal for years. To give your roasted pork that slight elfy flavor.

Very happy that there isn't any outrage about the white lady cosplaying as Moana.

My character’s a fucking elf!

Potato is a fan nickname for the Lalafel, who are known in-game for being RANDY motherfuckers.

Fucking tiger called me fat!

I’m 27, the “oh I’m almost a grandma” act don’t work on me. Also: ScreenShot(SS) LP are older than YouTube LPs. Hell, the one I’m recommending is from, if I’m not wrong, 2007.

I'm very disappointed that you didn't include a single SSLP. Guavamoment's LP of the OG X-COM games is so legendary it got referenced in Enemy Unknown.

I'm very disappointed that you didn't include a single SSLP. Guavamoment's LP of the OG X-COM games is so legendary it got referenced in Enemy Unknown.

Kinkshaming! Shaaaaaame on you!

FALSE: Tuna Sandwich must contain Mayonnaise.

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgement call
Give up free will forever
their voices won’t be heard at all

Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
(Let your country control your soul)

What's that? I can't hear you over the screeching manbabies demanding money to remake TLJ in their vision.

Problem is, buddy, you could have perfectly valid reasons for not liking the movie.

Sir, this is a McDonald's drive through

I’ve been calling for that every week since shortly before Gamercat came back, but I don’t think the current Comic Strip Guy dares read the comments, lest his choices be called into question.

I’m pretty sure the World Cup exists because, y’know, football is THE most important and widely played sport in the world, bar none?

And I say this as someone who despises sports in general.

Fucking nerdrage. How did it stay up for the whole hiatus while Gamercat got dropped almost immediately?

Hell if I know, I’ve been approved on Kotaku for years but I have no idea how THAT works.