Microsoft announced this morning that they've sold two million shiny new Xbox Ones, and if your immediate reaction, dear Kotaku reader, is to say something about the PS4, please stop.

No Monster Hunter? Again? You guys are terrible at these lists. It's better than 10 the games up there.

Why do United Staters completely forgot how to drive as soon as there's an inch of snow on the ground? That wouldn't even slow down traffic up where I live.

No offense to him, but why did Ebay get his money back?
If it was clearly stated that he was bidding on a PICTURE of an Xbox One, while completely stupid, and in bad sport, it was still a legally binding contract.

The US doesn't even make the best muscle cars anymore anyway, TVR does.
Oh wait. Never mind, you win this round United States

As someone who quite literally lives in the middle of nowhere, all I can say is "Meh"

Guess he was driving 2 fast and 2 furious huh?

This shouldn't be a bug. This should be how the game works.

Well damn, if I owed that kind of money to them I'd just move overseas and give the US the finger next time they try to collect

I wish they'd stop funding this stupid american spin off and just let it die already. I've had too many stupid people I know try to tell me the "Brits are copying us" when I try to show them the Real Top Gear.

my heart must be extra cold and black, because all i see is some kid getting special treatment because he's sick. If he survives he'll grow up thinking he's special, and he's likely to become a drop out.

Hate to break it to him, but PS4 was on sale 2 hours ago where I live.

Not available in Canada? Nice.

Character: Legion

They're still making that shitty USA version?

I always picture flipping Ray though the air the second it says Rules of Nature.

This.

I was rather disappointed with this start up sound. It's quiet, and doesn't sound supercar-y at all. I love the supercars where the starter motor has to grind at the engine for a second or two before letting loose the dogs of war.
This one is just sort of "ahem."

Man, that Micheal one always makes me tear up

I'd love to wrap my fingers around that and waggle viciously