Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

If you build it, they will cum.

Looks like Falcon Punch for everyone!

Hello yes this is my OC Gocool he's Goku and Raditz's half-brother please don't steal.

Well, of course she'd prefer Mortal Kombat, it's more brutal.

BREAKING NEWS:

WTF NINTENDO?!?!?! FUCKING SELLOUTS!!!11!!!!1!

Seriously, dude. Calm the fuck down. It's not that serious. SMH

Ganon is a honey badger.

Did you not see the giant dragon everywhere in this trailer?

God dammit I ruined the internet again.

Admittedly, he does look a lot more like a bat now!

She isn't ugly though

I've discussed this with friends, but the general consensus has been, and will continue to be, that when Japan finally creates a Chobit (or whatever they'll end up calling it)—society is doomed.

for your octopenis

Does this mean we can finally upload our semen into the internet...?

Midna will be teaming up with Link (in his Wolf form, of course) for her appearance in Zelda: Hyrule Warriors, where she'll be using some pretty neat transformation-based magic to kick some ass.

HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! =P