Ok my wallet had an orgasm.. there's money all over my screen!

So true .. there's no topping this .. I have so many different status boosts due to this.

-Starts pulling out tissues and passing em at her-

It's ok to cry, I let out a manly battle cry but it's ok to cry!
It's been nearly .. 7 years .. this is that sign you waited for .. this is YOUR 7th Heaven.

Ok, so I died huh? .. That's the only way these 2 things can happen!

-Tugs on her face- It's ok! It's ok! breathe!

!!!!! I wake up to this? Did I die or something? What the ef!

This thing is gorgeous, cheap and will entertain me for years!

I'm more of a play with random people kind of guy!

So true, I cringed at the amount of talking.

What's happened to yours my little sister?

That specific part at the start wasn't in the book. They decided to add that.
?? wasn't even remotely at the wedding in the books and wasn't even .. you know.

Quick! Someone Sacrifice all the flower girls of the world!

.. That would be so special.
Unfortunately.. This time It might actually crack if they fail to deliver any good news!

Every fan will end up buying this:

It's going to be like this.. I'm sure.

We need Supergirl and Bizarro versions of Superman & Supergirl.
Also .. Poison Ivy & Starfire.

Such a great comic.

Something like this?
These violent criminals have done time .. oh they have.