Wondering if this could be reconfigured into a DPRK-ICBM? - Kim.

Maybe we should just give them a chance.

Thoughts and prayers to the civilizations that were eradicated in the galactic black hole.

Not trying to be a pedant or anything but it would probably sound better as Captain Pedant.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Rings are earned John, not bought.

“There are lies, blatant lies, and then there's statistics."

I’m a DV attorney and I can tell you, without any doubt, that yes, cops respond to domestic violence calls by telling the abuser to chill or will just ask him to leave for the night. All day, every day. If try and tell me anything more proactive happens in a good 70% of calls (and that's being generous) you're either…

I knowed it.

What is an "acedemic college?" Is that where they train blackjack dealers?

Maybe some booties, as well.

If these snakes are anything like ball pythons, regurgitating pray can kill them. So, I agree...this is terribly wrong. At least the fat babies would feed the snake instead of harm it.

It's real good what you did there. Real good.

"I've got everything, even those nudes she sent to Ken without you knowing, Barbie!"

not sure, maybe a Rolls?

I'm certainly learning that peer review standards in other disciplines from my own are rather different! At the same time, the system you describe (where you can guess the author—or their advisor, at least—based on their topic) would matter only for real human beings who had established a body of work, not made-up…

Thanks. I majored in English but sell cars for a living.

Sigh. As the leader of WeePiglet's Brownie troop, I find myself bashing up against this kind of crap ALL. THE. TIME.