That puts me in something of a dilemma. I have a whole list of people who's balls I'd like to cut off. But I actually want them to die rather quickly too.

I find that just being active helps tremendously. Not exercising, just moving about more than one might be used to doing. When I visit a city like San Francisco, I eat well, but since I walk everywhere, I still tend to drop a few pounds. When the weather is foul and I can't go out, I tend to pick up a few.

While I agree, I think maybe he was just trying to throw a subtle complement to his wife rather than offer some deep commentary on society.

whenever someone says they wish men's hats would make a comeback, they should be shown a photo like this.

"you also have to applaud Korean Air for not allowing their service standards to slip, even the tiniest bit."

Perfect. Just slap a gopro onto that headband.

Perhaps, but dwarves figure so prominently in a lot of sex fantasies, so that might not work either. Maybe rednecks and hipsters jousting to the death, with the snake taking the loser? On a side note, I didn't know there was a market for little fat babies. I'd see them from time to time in shrink wrap at the…

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It's a win-win for everyone! Though to be honest, I think Sand Mountain in Alabama is the only place for regurgitating snake prayers.

I grew up catching and selling snakes in the swamps of Florida to make spending money, and this seems terribly wrong to me. Couldn't they find some little fat babies to use instead?

Posting topless photos of me is also pretty awful, but for completely different reasons.

They should settle this dispute via a manly game of football. Like in The Longest Yard (or 130ish feet, but who's counting?)

Mashed potatoes, stuffing, and giblet gravy, plus a bit of cranberry relish or sweet potato casserole on the side. Turkey is just a carrier for the items mentioned here. Eating anything else is just being polite to the cook.

That varies a lot by time of day. Early in the morning it's usually pretty civilized. I try and avoid the later flights though because it can get seriously jammed up.

Denver is trying to improve itself as well. It's located in the middle of nowhere and traffic can get seriously backed up (I usually ride the bus to the airport). The addition of a light rail service should make the commute to the airport much better.

A number of cities are kicking the telecoms out and providing their own services. So far it's been working pretty well.

Operating IceBridge is a very cool mission. They fly all over Antarctica, Greenland, etc. collecting data that satellites can't get. They were flying from South America to Antarctica when their DMS system got this shot.

Colorado touts its revenue as helping save an education system under budget pressure. But you should put that view into perspective. Revenue is expected to be less than $100Million per year. The state's education budget is around $5Billion. Cannabis tax is welcome, but it's not magic.

I think the real budget…

We're thinking about this all wrong. This isn't sad or funny. It's fantastic! When's the last time you've had a major epiphany that made your life substantially better every single day for the rest of your life?

Mrs. Kumquat and I eloped. I highly recommend it. No pressure, great sex, and a head start on the honeymoon. You can always have a drunken party with friends and family that degenerates into petty shouting, hurt feelings and torn jackets. That's what Thanksgiving is for.