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I'll settle for that, too. I'm just so sick of guys being all smug about it. The last few guys I've dated have scoffed so hard at my TV preferences, as if that somehow contradicts the idea that I'm also intelligent. So I'm totally gonna pull that Poehler/Fey fact out the next time I deal with it. HA!

My boyfriend was not the least bit bothered when the DVR got filled up with RH reruns. Then again, I don't give him a hard time about his 'American Pickers' or 'Pawn Stars' marathons.

Every time I've told a dude that I like watching Real Housewives, their reaction always lies somewhere on a spectrum between mild disgust and outright contempt. If I ever meet a guy who is in any way approving, I know he'll be my soulmate.

Oh man. This sounds epic!

Has RHOBH started back up again???!!!

Refer to them as "welfare queens" and liberals go nuts.

I think that's kind of the point, right? He's trying to piss those people off by saying, "this symbol is now being appropriated by me, and I'm black. Neener neener neener." It's kind of funny in that light.

I like the visuals here.

I KNOW RIGHT? I wanna superimpose Kanye's face on all Confederate flags and spread them all over the South. Maybe a massive airdrop of Kanfederate flags.

It's my flag now. What are you gonna do?

on of my friends just told me that he hasn't had time to shower in the last two weeks, I'm kind of disturbed by that

Outside if the hygiene question, people who wear large amounts of cologne or perfume stop smelling it on themselves and so then they wear MORE. And to me it's just as terrible as never bathing! Plus then you get people like my BIL who smokes like a chimney and then is convinced copious application of cologne somehow

Yeah- I didn't even get a chance to tell her that I didn't even have a keyboard let alone a camera on it.

Yep!

Sorcia's. Forever and always. Terr. i. fy. ing.

Physically attacking someone with cancer? You have just surrendered your Human Being card. You are now NOTHING.

Dimitri's horrific abuse gives me the sads.

I loved the movie Tiny Houses in the Gift Shop. Lena deserved an Oscar, and Monique also did, for playing her artist mother. My favorite part was when she put pants on.

And me and my butterface sisters are a combination of excited and scared.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.