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Oh sorry. I should have added a clause to the basketball shorts one (1.1 Basketball short or gym shorts are to be worn only whilst playing basketball or at the gym. Donning said shorts whilst NOT engaging in vigorous exercise will be deemed unacceptable )

Basket Ball Shorts (or shiny gym shorts of any kind)

No tomatoes. No tomatoes. But.....I honestly just flat do not and cannot understand why people find Drake attractive. He is so weird looking to me. I know attractiveness is objective but I can usually see why someone would think someone else was hot - even if I don't. I can still see it somehow. But even if I'm

Haha! I think it was only my school and only for a short time (with said awesome teacher/counselor - in fact the only awesome teacher I encountered at that school).

And THIS is the life of a famous Hollywood Actress that we are supposed to admire. These are the people in this poor girls real life. Not her shiny PR image of a life.

I went to an all girls school (I know, I know). There were exactly 0 pregnant students for the 5 years I was there (Australia so there was no middle school, just primary and secondary school).

I think she wants you to feel that way. She's parodying it. She doesn't like it anymore than you do which is why she is using it in a video and song that explicitly calls out this kind of objectification. She doesn't just want you (a normal person who is empathetic to the injustice of misogyny and appropriation in

That's adorable.

That dog who is like 'woah' is awesome. Also awesome because he seems like he is in no way keen to follow suit.

Fresh dates? What madness is this?!

haha! Don't settle. You might find it.

Haha! Every time I go home the customs guy is like "Do you have any food or plants in your bag?"

Haha! THAT is true love. But, good luck on that. I've never met (a straight) one. I'll settle for the the mock "oh dear. what have you done?", I get from my boyfriend. It's better than some of the reactions.

Thank you. That gif explains my feelings on this post too.

This. Turns out I wasn't adopted and that I wasn't 'winning' the race to unpack the dishwasher. My Dad loved this too. I now know I wasn't found under rose-bush. He couldn't see fantastical animals in our shed that I just missed. He couldn't see black spots on my tongue when I lied . And the man on the phone claiming

Try having 3 older siblings and parents who love it. I actually like the bad candy now.

Right. I really think the reaction that seemed most like me. And still like me when I'm dissapointed... was the little girl in the fairy nightgown who just cried and said "it's okay" because you know it's okay. You're just disappointed.

They make me so uncomfortable and mad. Let me just start this story by telling you, I am not American, but I live here. So...one time I went to a Lynard Skynard concert in NY. I was not informed. I thought it would be funny. I knew Lynard Skynard were yokel, I knew 'Freebird", but I was totally unaware of what the

Please actually do this. I'll help.

Totally.