Yeah, I'm with you. I'm not sure where all that pent-up aggression came from. You can have Megas. I want Big-O.

One does not simply form babby

The PC version only comes in third because the definitive version wasn't released for the PC. Which it easily could have and taken the top spot.

Well... that was a nice internet we had.

I nominate Ryan Davis of GiantBomb.com.

They do not look the same. Has, "Just sit back further" or "move your chair back" became Microsoft's new official slogan? Sort of like "Jump In" was on the 360?

Not bad, I'm sure that GTA5 bundle helped, but hasn't PS3 already outsold he 360 internationally for more than a couple of years now?

"And then I told them we were negotiating a fair deal for Americans!"

I worked with the guy who gets hit in this video, he's cool as hell and gets a little goofy after a couple of drinks and decided it would be cool to get a picture where it looked like that was his motorcycle. The guy is so laid back I couldn't imagine anyone wanting to hit him. He was apologizing and clearly offering…

Microsoft handed out all of those 180s, now they can't spare a 90.

MMO stands for Massivly Multiplayer Online. With only one dude buying an Xbox One, I don't know how Multiplayer will work.

I'm a White American, and my wife is Japanese, and our son is half. We all live together in Japan, and people here always stare at us like we are Martians. If I open my mouth and start speaking Japanese, they stand back and gasp. This is my life, every day.

Amazon best sellers:

BURN THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND

You criticize Gamestop for hiking up prices and get 50 recommendations, I criticize Gamestop for hiking up prices and resealing used games and selling as new and I get bombarded with hate. Welcome to the internet.

But you have to remember that Nintendo is distributing the game exclusively through GameStop. So Nintendo is partially at fault as well.

I've got Plus for the free games mostly, helps with the vita's library, but I rarely play online.

UPDATE: But not at launch. Microsoft's Marc Whitten just told us that devkit functionality will be added at a later date.