Name your favorite Janet jam in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...*

I am a Red Wings fan, living in Chicago, but Toews is my absolute favorite Blackhawk. He wears 19 well, and as a Wings fan, that’s saying a lot. #yzermanforever

I am so sorry for your loss.

Talking about normal things is very helpful. I think asking “how is today?” and giving a person the opportunity to disclose/discuss if they want to is great, but if maybe they aren’t in the mood to talk about it/don’t have the energy/just can’t even, switching to everyday things is pretty smart. Just don’t disappear.…

You might be terrified of saying the wrong thing, but know that silence cuts like a really fucking sharp knife that often makes the person dealing with tragedy feel like they are insignificant to whomever is avoiding them.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen that one, but he is never unfaithful, is he?! Do you think it’s emotional cheating since he was taking ballroom dance lessons without telling his wife?

“mompetitors” - well done. *clapping hands emoji*

I have Center Stage, The Devil Wears Prada, Drumline, and The Cutting Edge on DVD, come on over, I'll get blackout shades!

This is really special.

CHECK TAY’S INSTA IT’S HAPPENING.

I very thankful for you and your knowledge.

SHHHHH, don’t tell them!

A Jenner. A Jenner wants to buy it.

Pitchfork Music Festival is tolerable. The crowd is not nearly as young and/or irritating as the Lollapalooza crowd.

Sometimes layering products too quickly can create little pilly, flakey weirdness on your face (not the scientific term, but hopefully that is descriptive enough.) It really depends on the products and your skin type. I'm really dry, so I give everything time to soak in before moving on.

I'm sure this grown woman really appreciates your instructions.

Neko Case is f'in amazing, that's why.

I was just chatting with friends last night (while over a spectacular dinner at Parachute - all you Chicago people should go there ASAP) about cricket flour. 75% of us said we'd try it in flour/ground up form, but 100% of us were not really down with putting full bugs in our mouth.

I get that rats are intelligent and resilient, but after having them in my apartment and then living in my walls for like five months, terrorizing me with their late night scratching and screeching, all while my landlord thought I was being dramatic until they ate GIANT HOLES in the wall of my downstairs neighbor, I…

That person is awful. I would have reported them for sexual harassment.