Lies upon lies. I still have a copy of Major League Baseball feat. Ken Griffey, Jr. that won't work unless I blow into it.

Man, I loved that snow machine. Life Day would have been this/next week!

If somebody sees this and goes, "Hey, here's a sexy Zombie game!" they should be defenestrated.

I'll never get that right.

Did Fahey request the Frank the Tank picture? I approve.

You should tell her that you'll apologize after she apologizes to America's veterans and people with good hearing.

It seemed appropriate at the time. I think we should let our nation's children know if they're horrible at something.

WHY, GOD? WHYYYYYYY?!

He already played it once. He doesn't want to go back and do it again.

Extended cut fixes the gaping plot holes and lore contradictions, but it's really not that much of a difference.

My Gamertag is PopeAwesomeXIV and it was made back in 2004 when the Church elected Pope Benedict XVI. No real reason behind it. I'm terrible at naming characters and accounts and I tend to lean towards the funny/stupid side of things.

I guess it depends if you played the extended cut ending or the original ending. The original ending was full of plot holes that contradicted previous happenings in the series and really was a disservice to the franchise. Even then, it was sort of not what people were expecting because there really wasn't much of a…

2 years ago, I left Jefferson Elementary with two very fat knees and a dream to become a Pee Pee football player.

When's the last time someone dropped a Carl Spackler reference on live TV?

Yeah, I just noticed this as well. This is terrible.

Oh, God. I loved the one that had the Alabama Leprechaun with the "ND" on the brim in the 4th to last picture. I think that says "Amateur Hour" below it, which makes it even funnier.

Theoretically speaking, if I wanted to kill a family member, which Thanksgiving ingredient would be best for the job?

I think this showed up on their SportsNation page first and they usually come up with a few douchey memes on a weekly basis.

They're talkin' bout a Yankee ROOOOOOSE!

Won't be much longer.