Notch really is the ultimate troll.

The future is now, though must say that I can never abandon my oldest and dearest of friends, the Sausage McBiscuit.

I don't remember. I do remember hearing the sound of a bell, like those ones that are on store counters that go "ding" an awful lot. It sounded like it was coming from behind me, which was equally weird.

Normally once a person reaches 90 hours without sleep, they will start having visual and auditory hallucinations. I remember having a really bad concussion when I played football in high school and they kept me awake for a long time. I remember having a conversation with the Lucky Charms leprechaun who was sitting in…

I just want to shake the hand of the person who worked in two Mel Brooks pictures in the span of an hour.

Is this the first game (mod) where you can tow an RV with a fighter jet and fly around with it?

Hard to top the Wrath of the Lich King video, but this one did it.

Yes, I know it's there, but it doesn't feel the same as it used to. The flow of the game doesn't feel as enjoyable or "real" I guess. More of a preference thing, but whatever.

How does the clock work in Be A Pro? They made some changes from the 11 to 12 season that made it seem more tedious to play in my opinion. Is it all in real time, or does the clock sort of speed up while you're on the bench?

sbnation has a much better quality .gif on their site if you want it. You can really see the spit fly!

Good ol' Jim.

Andy Lee: Clutch Punter

Sure, it's no "Mashed Potato," but it's a dance of the people.

There was a running back in the NFL who used to do the dance whenever he scored a Touchdown. It's a tight move.

Be gentle. If they don't have the traffic demanded by Gawker in the future, all of our "favorite" "writers" will be murdered in the worst way. You don't want them to DIE do you?

Where is Bashcraft when you need him? Sleeping, you say? Oh.

I believe that it's a mix of both. I know they care, but again they know that it has massive click bait potential and that's pretty much the Gawker Network modus operandi. I'm ok with it on some level, but I think they can do better.

I'd be pretty interested to read the Lil' Homer comic. I think they have enough of a prototype from past episodes to get the character right. Not sure I'm big on Lil' Barney being whatever equivalent to drunk that he appears to be on the cover, since he was apparently brilliant up to the night before the SAT where he…

Nag them to death.

Well put.