USPS puts a weight limit of 70 pounds on parcels. This may or may not have been more than that. Plus, independent parcel delivery services offer a better selection of delivery speeds.

I think they call it "Jurassic Park."

Yeah, player.placeatme is a fun command to play around with. I can never spawn more than 500 things without the game locking up on me.

I hope she was better looking back in the day.

Rays have Matt Bush, too. Should be a neat season if we can get both of them in the bullpen.

Is this N64oid?

I'd say anyone with a manifesto over 400 pages is pretty batshit crazy.

Good Lord, if my dad found out that I skipped school so I could play computer games he would have punched me through a wall.

Big companies sure love to gouge when it comes to memory.

DO YOU SEE?!

Needs meat.

Yep. Harbaugh whipped them into shape this year. The problem with the 49ers over the last decade is that the new ownership really didn't do much to make the team better. They made decent draft choices (mainly Willis and the new O-Line additions) but the coaching staff up until now had been atrocious. I'm just happy…

Wonderful article. That Athenaeus quote has shown up a few times in Kotaku articles before and it's one of my favorites. As a Niner fan, I've used various NFL games to win the Superbowl multiple times over the last 10 or so years because I knew it wasn't going to happen in real life anytime soon. It felt good, man.

I really loved that choose your own adventure book about hunting dragons.

They're taking the South Park route and fusing more pop culture references instead of the old original jokes approach.

This has to be a troll...

If you're going to do the placeatme command, be sure to only do it in increments of 50-200 at a time depending on the item size. I tried spawning 1000 steel bars at once and the game blew up.

The player.placeatme command is great. I filled my house with about 3000 elven gauntlets just to see what it would look like.

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Scratch that... it worked for a little while now it crashes at load up.