Deckard Cain gets me moist.

Perhaps the best song ever made.

Rats, I guess I'll have wait.

It's about to get sexy up in here.

Prince Crecente is totally my favorite.

I read this last night. I got into the whole Finkeldate fiasco a few days after it went viral, and I had no idea that Gizmodo edited parts of the story to make her words seem less harsh. Pretty lame, but whatever.

Tonight... You.

I had to make an incredibly tough decision and wait until next month to buy NHL 12. It was either that or buy tickets to see Ween and Weird Al.

Back when they had the comments of the week, it seemed like 90% of the people who got starred simply posted stupid video game related puns that seemed very droll to the community at the time. That's not good for anybody.

When it's tha weekend we movin' like Bernie.

Fun while it lasted.

We need to get this guy and the "Bitch Eat That Ho" guy to do a video like this. Make it happen, Kotaku and I will never ask you for anything else so long as I live.

Is that the one that came with Pokemon Stadium? I think my neighbor used to have that.

He's using FRAPS. Sacrificing resolution for performance and file size, I'd imagine.

You are a wizard.jpg

You were right about this being the greatest headline you've ever written.

She kind of looks like Posh Spice.