SO GOOD

Keynotes like this make me want to throw up.

@Philip Barnett: And it's not even UPS/FedEx

This song has been embedded somewhere in the back of my brain for years.

Creepy. Kinda looks like Macaulay Culkin.

@Chewblaha: He has a sweet neck beard.

Nice glasses.

One of my most favorite moments in baseball is now in 8-bit glory.

@KrautMcfriend: It's funny because the Dolphins suck.

@cwbys21: Haters gonna hate on the Fonz

They are ordinary Germans, like you and me,

To be fair, I only played the show for the Road to the Show feature and the franchise mode. Online play can be so friggin' dull in baseball games.

Multiplayer is like BFBC2 easy mode.

@seepheart: Weird, naked Indian!

@mrfusion121: You should threaten them with a Farsight. It shoots through stuff, remember.

Light on fat chicks. Kudos to Deutschland.

Haha, I noticed that when they avoid the banana peel they move closer to traffic and not the curb.

I can't wait to see my friend Chesty again. He's waiting for me!

I liked that last line. Hahah.