Failure.

@CRRRUNK ... ಠ_ಠ: Yeah, because the first person the world turns to for opinions is the pot smoking Canadian in a denim jacket.

Marty! We've gone back in time to last week!

From the University of Staying Inside.

Mmm... scorched earth.

"Junkyard" Willie Robinson was too long.

#16 I haven't seen a beard that full on an Asian since Chan Ho Park pitched for the Phillies. Even if it's fake...

Very nice of Kotaku to miss the first two sentences: "If you cite this page, please acknowledge Brian Keegan as well. This work is a collaboration between me and Brian Keegan at Northwestern University." Considering the main analysis was done by him.

Needs more Carvallo.

@mdrevel: "STEP YA GAME UP!" -Money Mayweather

Prison: Come for the jumpsuits, stay for the rape.

You can get it today or tomorrow.

What the hell do you have to do in Surfing to be an anti-hero?

I think the Sex Ed episode of Beavis and Butthead where they can't laugh or else they get expelled is my all-time favorite. Just them holding in their laughter when Coach Buzzcut starts talking about sexual organs is enough to make me laugh til it hurts.

This pretty much says to me "Don't be a dick when you post, because the people you anger can find out where you live."

@TylDurden: Worked well enough for John Lennon.

I remember Manute Bol mostly from a commercial parody on SNL back when the show was good called "Majestic Caribbean Cruise Line."

Find someone else who has the magical Japanese power of mathematics to convert that for you.

People are usually able to discern reality from video games. I think the real trivialization of the hard work that comes from our armed forces members would be to have thousands and thousands of people joining the military because they want to blow up people with an RPG.

Interesting I think is the right word here.