Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Every time I see her behind the podium:

Do you get paid by the word? Or did you turn on speech-to-text, and then dictated a piece for ‘This American Life’. Man-oh-Manischewitz was this a long-winded go-nowhere rant. “I love title sequences, and am sad, but understand why a data-driven service has stymied them.”

Fantastic.

But not as meta-fantastic as me…

NNNNNGH BUT PURITY TESTS!! BERNIE BROS!! AMERICANS HATES THE LEFT!!

Counterpoint: Three words are not enough to make a persuasive argument, or to make you look anything other than petulant. Go ahead and be a malcontent. But while you’re on your grand journey to find the ultra-liberal of your dreams, realistic Democrats and other candidates will continue losing their seats to…

Friendly reminder to the folks bitching in this comment section:

people who think Sanders is Ordinary People are also stupid. However they back Sanders because his proposals will benefit Ordinary People while Bannon and Trump actually don’t give a shit about them.

Pop Quiz: Name the important race in which Bernie Sanders campaigned for a progressive candidate. I mean, Hilary managed to campaign down ballot, so if even her selfish ass can do it...

I don’t think we can disregard how stupid the electorate can be. My favorite explanation from a Trump voter went along the lines of “I was ready to vote for Elizabeth Warren, but she didn’t run, so I voted Trump.” He listed his reasoning, which basically amounted to a broccoli fart.

You’re angry at the few Bernie supporters, but not the Republicans who voted for Trump? Not the DNC for not driving support to other democratic candidates on the ballot for house or senate races?

Bernie forced her supporters to claim that Obama wasn’t American in 2008 which Trump then used as the basis of his political career!

Additionally I love how this boils down to her being mad that she had to actually run a bit of a primary race instead of just being handed the nom which Clinton felt was her right somehow.

That entire passage is absolute bollocks. You can’t name a time Clinton changed her position because of her financial backing from banks because she already had the fucking policy positions they wanted. Why would she need to change?

Can I be ok with it when it’s right and hate it when it fucks up an innocent dude’s life? Like that professor from Arkansas?

Not to be “that guy” but I don’t feel for stupid people messing with cars that also gather around the cars and whine when they get hit. ITS YOUR FAULT! Its like the idiots who watch rally racing and stand at the the sharp turns for good pictures then get nailed by cars. Stupid is as stupid does.

BTW they didn’t need…

where are you getting white power out of this?

Definitely looks like standard Mustang dumbassery. Some kind of wannabe burnout/doughnut, which other people were doing in a related instance of dumbassery.

It seems like we just blame it on the Mustang and a stupid driver, but this is always a possibility when people are gathered in close proximity to cars doing or attempting to do donuts. This crowd looks like they were gathered to see just that, donuts....but you should also know the risks of being so close to a car…

what is wrong with you