I agree it doesn't make mass quantities. I want an invite to your next party if you are making industrial sized sangria. Have you actually tried making it the way you describe?

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I can't believe I'm going to vote for this, but Viber is pretty impressive. My wife and I were out in the country for a weekend and only had EDGE coverage. She was able to call home with decent sound quality and zero latency in the call. Also, it seems to be able to seamlessly move from Wifi to cellular coverage…

While the console itself looks beautiful, doing this to a controller just seems off.

This seems to be less Sherlock and more Stephen A. Smith/Skip Bayless school of "speak loud and fast enough and you'll be right simply because nobody has a chance to prove you wrong".

Dating sim.

With Nintendo $500 million in the red this year, partly due to the Wii U's sales they should be looking at any way to get people onto the system. A series of Pokemon games for the Wii U would set the world on fire. Hell, I'd even buy the system if that happened.

In Truth, The Ps4 and Xbox One are just trying to be an alternative to PC. I can get pretty much every game that comes out for those consoles on my PC and run it better, faster, and have pretty much the same experience. The Wii U is FAR from perfect. But, it fits it's Niche in the gaming community perfectly. It's not…

Well most people in the planet do.

Apparently very little. :)

The joke was lame. Welcome to 2014 Silicon Valley, we've all made this joke already.

It makes me sad when internets rag on games like ME3 or Infinite largely because the ending involved fewer explosions and thrown knives than the expected

What Xtofer said. You just sound like a Nintendo-hater. Tablet motion controls? Seriously? It's meant for the Wii U, and like everyone said including the makers, the Wii U is the definitive version. That doesn't mean the others are bad, it just means it's better on that platform.

"Realty is a bitch"

Wow there's your shitty attitude again. Failure is never part of the plan but dealing with it is! If you actually stated something that wasn't troll like we'd be able to have an honest convo, but you're ignoring the whole last half of the comment. If those tittles aren't any good for you, what are???

Wii U's line up is great, stop it right there. Also Wii U might have a bit of a rough time right now, but it's launch line up was by far much better than the last 2 consoles. Weird that I have all 3 of them and my Wii U is getting most of my playtime still. ^_^

No, that's what's called "terrible" in the business. If you have to keep trolling to maintain interest, your first troll was a failure. A good troll gets at least 20 responses without any additional effort.

If you have to keep replying to everyone in the thread to keep it going, it wasn't a good troll. 2/10.

What we have here boys is a case of PC Master Race in the guise of a console gamer. Take off your sheep's clothing and don your Steamy milk white hair for us all to grovel before, covered in the glorious dirt from you shoes.