What? No tampon applicator stash? Still the best place to stash anything. You can even open the plastic wrappers carefully and reseal with a lighter. Even if you’re an old lady who doesn’t need them anymore, no one is going through your tampons for anything!

I mean, if its mandatory, it’s no longer a tip, its a service charge/fee

I’ve never bought a rental, but every time I’ve bought a car I’ve gone into it with the mindset that I’m going to keep it until it’s no longer mechanically sound. So by the time I’m ready to get rid of a car, I’m not expecting much for sale/trade-in. But if you’re someone who likes to switch it up every few years,…

If your game of Mario Party doesn’t devolve into a yelling match followed by a physical altercation with your best friend, you’re doing it wrong.

Why did you use the stock photo of an iPhone?

Did I say the Razr was a good phone, or did I say that this was how folding screens should be?

This is the best way to insure continued fraudulent wins. Agree that the system is broken, but we have to change it.

Refusing to vote isn’t protest. It’s surrender.

Jason if you could quit delaying or cancelling games this year that’d be great, thanks.

I’m not a Bernie Bro by any stretch of the imagination, but he’s a lifelong politician who has managed to do his job without selling people out left and right. I honestly don’t even know what Biden stands for other than making sure the winners keep winning. 

“If Obama had a 40+ year career in public service...”

It’s almost like there’s a bunch of professional bots with this comment on their clipboard...

Joe Biden sees himself as the guy that helped get that “well dressed” black guy a job and now wants to cash in on his “Black People Owe Me” coupon.

The Dark Sentencer was great. Couldn’t make it through the rest of the album though. I miss old Coheed.

Wait, Josh likes to talk about Coheed and Cambria? That’s a real soulmate right there.

My favorite is from family guy.

Good for them, American and Chinese tourists ruin everything.

Redacted due to poor reading skills.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...

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