You’re really a chatter aren’t you little guy? So what else did you talk about with your imaginary friend?

Aw that's cute. It's good that you keep talking to your imaginary friend. Hope you both live happily ever after!

Ok well, that’s enough time outside. Time to go back home. Scary world out there sweetie. There’s big baaaaaad virus going on right now!

That’s nice dear. Please continue. Hopefully your imaginary friend is treating you right!

Aw. Back so soon dear?

That’s nice sweetie. Are you having fun? The most important thing is you’re having fun. Now go back home and stay inside, kay? It’s dangerous outside. Say hi to your imaginary friend!

Yes. Uh huh. Then what?

Just want to let you know at this point I’m not reading anything you write. You seem to enjoy talking to your imaginary friend though, so please keep going :)

This just keep getting cuter and cuter. Keep going, I’ll grab some popcorn. How’s your imaginary friend doing btw?

Oh wow, you’re that insecure that you need make up my answer. I’m honored. Seriously, that’s so cute.

It’s really none of your business sweetie ;)

Sure. Let’s assume that’s true. Like I said, whatever makes you happy :)

If it’s not clear at this point, then it won’t matter. Your small brain won’t be able to handle it anyway. Kay? ;)

Sure thing sweetie. Whatever makes you happy ;)

Again, missing the whole point. You really don’t know what’s going on do you? You’re right. This is amazing ;)

Wow. Nice comeback. Very impressive coming from that small brain of yours.

So you basically read the first sentence, and ignored the rest. Aha, that basically explains everything about your ignorance. Thanks for confirming of the fact that you’re really an idiot.

See.. coronavirus, getting laid off, hissy fit, rage. None of those applies to me. Again, keep making assumption without actually understand what’s going on. You just keep showing your ignorance and idiocy.

Sigh. Still ignorant as ever I see. You were assuming, and you assumed wrong. 

That’s the whole point, idiot. You can get spoiled even though you don’t click on the article. Repeating what you said “Repeating false claims doesn’t make them any more true” Try to apply this to yourself as well.