Renting it is exactly what I did. The dialogue was nice and it has great set pieces, but the combat and action aren't much at all. I liked the game on par with the Prince of Persia reboot, which has similar strengths and weaknesses. The problem with both games and many others now in the industry is that they spend so…

It's nothing too impressive. The people working the local Domino's store were reportedly discovered to have been having sex on the counter tops when a customer found semen on their pizza. I don't really understand how that could have happened, but it was a widely spread local tale.

I find Papa John's has better ingredients over the chains. Plus, dat sauce. The Papa Rewards program is awesome, too. I think I've bought like one pizza this year but have received five free ones.

Yep, I find that neat. Not enough to want to order Domino's over Papa John's if I'm going for franchise pizza, but I'm impressed that a company that's known for being bottom of the barrel would even have the infrastructure to offer up to the minute on-line status updates like that.

You'll miss out on turning your phone/tablet around for the few combat scenes. I don't think much of the title, but I didn't find the rotating gimmick to add anything to the combat.

Journey looks interesting. Fez is mostly brilliant. Sworcery is an interactive screen saver, pretty but shallow. It just does not deserve the tremendous praise it has received. I was sorely disappointed in the title as its puzzles are few and dumb coupled with handful of simplistic combat scenes spread across a mostly…

That's what he gets for fishing in Nipple Lake.

There's also a novel in the works based on the game.

You mean just like in the video?

I know someone who used MS Paint to reconstruct the QR code, save the image, and have an Internet site read it due to the lack of a phone. I personally like how the puzzles extend beyond the game itself, but they are also fairly simple to solve for most people and pretty pain free.

I simply cannot delay my desire any longer for Trials Evolution.

Nope. You get something else for beating it a 3rd time, but I believe that's it. I was a bit disappointed that the 64 cube ending didn't impact the game much (beyond granting access to the last room), but perhaps you get a better ending by collecting everything the game has to offer (there are hidden items on top of…

I hate that room. It looks kinda neat when you go back to it after beating the game (trying to avoid mentioning the spoiler), but the constant flashing was annoying. Thankfully, getting through the room was pretty simple, and I'll never have to go back to it again.

I just finished it

email is easier than tweets

I see, but damned if this feels like ancient Internet to me. Like GeoCities/AOL ancient.

Oh wow, they're still making these? Seems like forever. I just looked it up and see it started in 2008. Seems much older than that to me.

That's impressive. I never was a fan of Starscream. I had a Thundercracker. I always hated how cheap and GoBot-y their transformations felt. This looks so much better than the upright tubes with moving arms from when I was a kid.

Mega Man 9 is good. I'm sure 10's fine, too. If there's any strike on them, it's that they feel a bit like fan hacks due to the old sprites. They don't do anything particularly new, but they're worth playing if you're a fan of Mega Man or platformers in general.

I miss platforming Treasure. :/