Might as well give yourself the Kotaku Fantasy Football trophy while you're at it. :p

Black/Matrix? *puts on even bigger, rounder hipster glasses*

I've played for 4-5 hours today. I had a doctor appointment. So much for that. Fez is quite addictive. Amazing how fast time goes by while playing. My only concern at the moment is how obtuse its puzzle design can be, even going beyond some of the complex block puzzles. I spent probably half an hour on that stupid…

The Skullgirls soundtrack is great. There's a reason the developer contracted out for it.

Welcome to my world. I only sleep normal lengths of time (6-8 hours) maybe twice a week.

Cute? Look at that crows feet. Probably low on hydrogen and likely to burst in a few years.

Yep, I've read that it was more a technical limitation that created the map navigation, but it works. It lets you get to the meat of the game faster, which is the tower and persona interactions. I will say that while I miss some of the acting — you're not going to get the polygon puppet movements when looking at…

Nope. Stars used to be just nothing. Something like a scout badge. Then they became something to highlight comments (still retained) by making starred comments in a black font while others are gray colored. At about the same time, stars also had the ability to see unaccepted posts from new registrants (retained) and…

Hey now, Yuri Lowell is too manly for this world.

I liked P3P, especially the time saving map navigation. Too bad the gameplay is so repetitive. It's like a slick combination of Japan's interests in dating and grinding. The tower is just too damn tall. I went through it all, but yeesh. Such boring dungeon design. The weak gameplay in P3P along with my so-so memories…

I'm not saying they're pristine, but they definitely value the consumer experience

Yes. Competition is good.

Bing.

You're clearly a fanboy. You've went from decrying other companies' ethics in comparison to Nintendo's to backtracking to considering ethics as "infighting" you don't care about and going on about the "costumer experience."

Fez is pretty nice. I'm really enjoying it. Write poetry about Fez and all the pixelated Japanese developer dick sucking it will inspire.

Yep, and the cruel joke is that so much modern work requires the Internet, so it's not as simple as just unplugging the thing. Less Internet means more Freecell most likely.

I doubt it'll have the impact of the original, which I suppose goes without saying, but I can hardly call this a cash grab when you have Moore and the book's fans denouncing it. It's not going to hold much initial appeal for people beyond those who are already Watchmen fans. Same as anything, if these comics are…

Yep. From Valve "screwing over fans" with Left 4 Dead 2 to Activision's "price gouging" $15 map packs to all the people threatening to dump their PS3s over Sony's blackout, there are no shortage of examples of people huffing and puffing only to fold when it's time for action. There's no value in Internet rage.

Nintendo gained prominence in the US largely due to a series of illegal business practices used to force retailers from carrying competing systems then price gouging consumers. That you'd say such a thing shows that you're largely ignorant of history or willingly naive to foster some Nintendo fandom.

I think Fez will do fine. Video game players simply do not know how to effectively boycott. You can see people backtracking on various forums and Twitter already.