Ten years of menopause will do that to you.

Buy a book. Practice. My only concern is that you're learning on an electric. I didn't realize it then, but I was fortunate to learn on a Spanish acoustic, which made the transition to electric ridiculously easy. I'm thinking in terms of the calluses you'll need to develop not just on the tips of your fingers but…

Who wears short shorts?

Why did you abandon the spherical shape with the last two ball characters?

Childrens Hospital is a good show, and I'd easily take it over Moral Orel, whose whole point seems to be "look at us making this religious looking show be all perverted and stuff."

There are no super powers because the world's physics engine is tied up into your friend's boobs. Hasn't video games taught you anything?

Have you considered a SCART-RGB-composite cable and converter? My X'Eye looks great on my LCD now. Just ordered SCART-RGB cables for my PS2 and Saturn because of that. I'm sure you've seen the new device which replicates scanlines if the improved image still feels a bit off, though that is limited to VGA and would not…

Our stock is not "falling." Just "resting."

Retro Arcade Adventure

I never cared for how the series changed Ryu's character, at least compared to how he was in the NES original. Both his style and personality are completely different.

I like that. Like in the old sense which doesn't involve clicking on some button to indicate the same.

I've enjoyed Xbox 360's Game Room a lot. It's basically dead now and has been for some time, but I like it enough to have about two dozen games and enjoy watching leaderboard replays still. Stupid H.E.R.O. medal still gives me trouble though.

I know, which is how I'm two years subscribed. I just copied and pasted that from my [Xbox.com] account information. I just don't see a need to subscribe more than that right now.

Atari games short on length!? Space Invaders alone offers 99 variations to play through! :p Games really were far more multi-player focused back then aside from shooters. It wasn't until the later adventure games like Adventure, E.T., Indiana Jones, H.E.R.O., Pitfall, and such that games started having depth.

PSP Go is a great system. You can buy a PSP on-line if you like. If you're for some reason incapable of sending money, then consider doing a trade on [GameTZ.com] for what you want.

Well, I'm somewhat taken aback by all the hate of the ending, because while I do think it's poorly done, Mass Effect 2 was pretty bad itself with its go nowhere story. Yeah, it sets up the pieces for the third game, but it definitely could have done more than just introduce Cerberus and TIM. People are complaining…

Expiry Date:3/14/2014

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Censor-fish is dead. Kotaku-tan lied about her weight.

It's worth playing still. Eight months of baby ending with one day of abortion.