I was trying to make a perverted joke on all the action "takes place in Emi's Path." :p I guess it didn't come out that way.

All I can say without spoiling anything is that it takes place in Emi's Path. Your body will not be ready. And yes, if anyone asks, they're all 18 or older.

it usually takes me about half a day to download a full game on XBL and PSN

There you go. Gregg Williams was the Saints defense coach during the bounty scandal years. The Saints are currently under review for offering cash bonuses for taking out opponents.

The comment loses its effectiveness mushed together like that. :(

If they're going to include sex on screen, then, yeah, don't turn it into hardcore porn, but at the same time, don't show two awkward puppets doing activities clothed, too. The shower scene in ME3 looks so ridiculous to me because who showers in their underwear? Same with the sex scenes in Dragon Age. If you're going…

Superman's Modern Warfare 3 l33t status:

Holy crap those are big pillows.

Shepard's voice actor has always been rigid, so any lines, especially intimate ones are just comical...

14. Games are better with

Nice!

Station hexes are the ones you can set anywhere which let you save on the map. Terminals are those towers you see spread throughout the map which give you some bonus. To open one — and the game has you doing this early as an example — you need to place a colored tile shape so that it overlaps the grayed out tower and…

Yeah, I know. I've written similar jokes myself in the early 90s. I just wanted to make sure I had something to nominate, and it's still a good line. In a format that published a handful of comments (like the old Week in Comments) and was low on nominations, I think it could be worth considering. Otherwise, yeah,…

It's the best thing to come out of any game jam type event, too. (Sorry, Sissy.)

Once you realize that it's impossible to lose, it becomes dumb. You either win or tie. It's too easy to break down. There's no challenge to be had.

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

Wow. I missed that. That's amazing.

Comment by BallPtPenTheif:

For the first half of the game (16 chapters total), you can get by with having two MG and one HG. You'll scratch (hero action over the enemy to target all spots) then pick off with the HG (or grenade). Scratch damage accumulates much faster than direct, so it's faster to wipe out enemies this way. Later on, you'll…

It's in the description of the item. I forget the exact phrasing, but it'll say that it's just for scrap and useless. The gun parts (not actual gun equip pieces) will either be for scrap or used to make new parts.