EEeeeeeeeee! Sorry, that’s my glee sound for being involved in a story posted on here. I played on Rallos Zek, was in Wudan as a Ranger, and was in that fricking raid! It was in fact super boring by most standards but the fact is that it was intended to be unkillable, wipe your raid, then terrorize several zones…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

All Mercy buffs are good buffs.

And that, boys and girls, is how Patricia's inbox got flooded with dickpics.

“Nintendo does not want you to play this game”

There’s a warning in the headline!

No Bananya no life!

Trigger warning: Possible Sodium-Chloride

“but why is this a jalopnik thing?”

Did they ever find out if the girl was real? My money is on “No”.

I’m a level 16. I threw a Pokeball at a CP10 Pidgey. He got out. Threw 2 more. He got out and ran away.

You ok?

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

This photo is a lie. Magikarp is difficult to eat, being only scale and bones.

Bad publicity.

“You could actually see the summit at this point if the camera swung up. But screw that, let’s keep it aimed straight ahead at that guy’s buttcheeks instead.”