Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Or you can wait until he gets to a certain age, probably sometime in high school, when he thinks he knows more than the old man and thinks he can take him. There’ll be some dick measuring then.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it…

http://www.howdovaccinescauseautism.com

“We have some pills that will help. No, they’re for you parents. Yes, I really only need to give you one each, it’s K-Cyanide, no need to worry.”

She was caught spanking violently with a wooden spoon and there are pics that she kept extra wooden spoons in the car, near the couch.

I don’t watch sports and I’m a woman. Seriously, why are sports events even aired on network tv. They interrupt my reruns of The Closer and Bones. I’m being completely non-ironic here.

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

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you can delete those potions and revives so you have room for more pokeballs

I made one of them based on that picture. :D

I lovvvvve watching ASMR videos when I’m going to bed. So so soothing, and I’m asleep by about 5 minutes in. If you love these inking videos, you’ll probably love other ASMR videos. Try ones by ‘GentleWhispering’ or ‘WhispersRed’ on youtube.

Why do you hate ‘live love laugh’??

Speaking of that latter....you know, I rolled my eyes at the concept of that movie, but wound up watching it and loving it. Mostly it’s that Anna Faris is adorable, Chris Evans is adorable, and they have really natural chemistry together — but all the cameos were also great too. I’ve watched it a few times now, it’s a…

Okay #realtalk for a second.

5 kids under the age of 7 sounds like a fucking dire situation if someone doesn’t have the proper care. I’m just so crazily upset that this situation was allowed to happen. Parents need more help in more ways than one, from affordable childcare to mental health and more. We can’t all pooh pooh children and parents for…

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

I have a child with autism. This is my worst nightmare. I did call TSA the first time we traveled with him to see what accommodations could be arranged. They told me to go to their website, fill out a form and bring it to the airport. The form was a joke and the agents didn’t even look at it.

There was sticky rubber stuff and they did NOT stay up and I had a VERY bad walk to breakfast and I am STILL recovering emotionally, they were also a size too big which I told myself did not matter but guess what guys IT DOES